For the love of GOD, why am I doing this. This is by far the worst I have felt in a long time. It’s like the worst hang-over…without the fun memories of the night before. My head feels like a mouse is burrowing inside, my stomach is doing back flips and just the sheer THOUGHT of drinking another juice is making me feel ill. But besides all that…I feel great?!?!?!?
As I mentioned before…I do A LOT of research and I did come across several articles saying the detox side effects did include…nausea, dizziness, headache, fatigue and cloudiness. Well, I can check all of those off the list. At some point today I started to question why I’m actually doing this. Then I remembered it was to clean out all the toxins that were laying dormant in my GI tract, liver and kidney’s. Well my friendly organs you are welcome…I truly hope you are enjoying this cleanse as much as I am. I will think twice before having that second (ok who are we kidding…third) glass of wine, or before I devour a grilled cheese sandwich made with Wonder Bread and good ol’ processed American Cheese. I will put the hot dog down and instead pick up a delicious celery stick instead. I promise to do all this, if you just please make the next 3 days a bit more tolerable than the last 2!!! I think about the women that do the ‘Master Cleanse’ which is nothing more than water, cayenne pepper, lemon, and maple syrup and they do this for 10 days. That is insane….I can’t even last 5 days drinking delicious juice.
I don’t know what the end results of this will be, but I really do hope that I;m doing right by my internal organs…and that they will forgive me next time I decide to go for broke and drink a vodka and soda…or two!